I have this weird game I like to play at work. There are five stalls in the ladies restroom, and I coordinate the days of the week with the one I use. It kinda bums me out if someone's in the day-appropriate stall, or in the one next to it (because I have a rule to "leave a space"). Friday is the best day though, because I get to use the big handicapped stall :)
It also means it's time for another edition of Friday Confessional with Mamarazzi!
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I talk to this little guy and, well he talks back. Not really...but I make him talk back. I ask him questions and then answer for him in my weirdest, most embarrassing cartoony voice. For example:
Me: "Does Bailey want a treat?"
Bailey: "Oh YES MOMMEEEY!"
It's approximately that enthusiastic, with a slight elongated pause on the YES and an extra long EEEY at the end. He mostly answers with "yes, no, or right mommy." Super cute and endearing isn't it, so what's the big deal? Lots of people, including Diana talk to their pets. They're a part of the family after all!
Well...
Apparently I've started doing it in public as well. Shawn and I took Bailey to a Wee Rescue meet & greet at Petco. Shawn caught me having these "conversations" with Bailey TWICE! And loudly enough that people around us were giving me a funny look. I didn't even realize I was doing it!
So please...how do I stop my adorable quirky habit before it gets me sent to the looney bin?










